Now this is how you can get a guy's phone number (if he is well trained from his past, he will pick up the lead well):
Step 1: Change your status message to "To all the people that are already missing me in *the city I had just left*
Step 2: Some men will come up with an unexpected conversation like this:
Victim: ping
StalkerOne: Am in the
Victim: no. Read your status message..
StalkerOne: lol :P so that was the ping you are leaving me :) how sweet :P
and your number?
Victim: yes
StalkerOne:??? How do I dial that?
Victim:
This is how some men will get excited after they give you their phone number:
Victim: Chalo, you work. I have to also get back to work
StalkerOne: okies! ttyl!
Victim: cya!
Victim:
da da da DAH!!!
da da da Daaah!
StalkerOne: eh?
Victim: beethoven's 5ifth!
brilliant for any exit scene
StalkerOne: LOL :D
Peace!
Victim: Peace be with you too!
StalkerOne: :)
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