Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Profile

Subject
Gender: Male
Age range: 21-25
Stats: Bushman hair, geeky glasses, goofy grin, skinny, tall, big feet. Flat ass.
IQ: Too high for its own good
Earning potential: Undetermined
Cooking potential: Could be OK. Not tasted yet.
Husband material: Not in the least
Dress sense: Wears pink and yellow
Sense of humor: Flickers
Drinks: A LOT of water. And alcohol socially, whatever the hell that means.
Smokes: No, thank god.
Activities: Eats. Sleeps. Then repeats. Wakes people up in the middle of the night to discuss the American political scene.
Hobbies: Breaking hearts, pretending to work, watching sadistic cinema :P
Hittablity quotient: No girl's resisted so far. Not conventionally hittable on though.
Strengths: Surprising ability to listen on and on as girls try to woo him with details of imaginary horses. Can also resist dumb blonde hanging all over him pretending to sleep.
Weaknesses: Still not sure if he's actually human. Won't get over his girlfriend from the 12th standard. Has smug Mallu upper eyebrow lift thingy that indicates exactly what he thinks of you. Squirm.

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