StalkerTwo: shit!!! just jump, pump and leave!!!
StalkerOne: they forgot to mention if it included time taken to strip
StalkerTwo: so its wiser to have them perform more before the actual sex. coz after that they would've wasted too many calories and would need rest. as it is men dnt wear condoms coz they cant hold their erection!!! and they force wives to take pills.
StalkerOne: which wudnt be a problem if it was taking more than 7 minutes... or 11.
StalkerTwo: LOL! considering its an Indian we'll marry no, lets round it off to 7 mins only!
StalkerOne: nooooooooo! i refuse to have sex with a man that takes less time on sex than he does on breakfast! and im sure some indian men are capable of innovation.
StalkerTwo: like it has to go on for an hour atelast no! as in, not the IT!! but the foreplay and all! and do men realise that the opening wont actually open up without getting us aroused?
StalkerOne: xactlyyyyyyyyyy. like, how hard is it to deal with an hour of dirty talk and touching really. as if its a punishment!
StalkerTwo: LOL! one tip on wikihow says " * Laugh about it. This calm and relaxes the situation a bit"
StalkerOne: lol!!! that may just scare the guy given how we laugh!
StalkerTwo: like making out with gabbar singh or mogambo!!!
for everything he does we can say "mogambo khush hua!" and laugh!!
he will also be motivated!!
StalkerOne: and if he takes 7 minutes we can say, like queen victoria, 'we are not amused. or aroused.'
(though or aroused toh she didnt say)
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