Tuesday, January 13, 2009

What Matrimonial Ads Really Want to Say!

StalkerOne: I read a statistic somewhere (i don't know how reliable the source was though) that if you dont have a rock on your finger after 3 years theres a 98% chance it will never happen after that.
StalkerTwo: after 3 years eh? thats good logic am thinking. buuuut...
StalkerOne: esssss but who can wait that long
StalkerTwo: if the guy and the girl started going out in class 6, then?he possible cant give ring or propose at taht age!
StalkerOne: then wait for 3 years after 18
StalkerTwo: 3 years after 21 am thinking man.. men these days take it slow.. canalso can use taht time to find nice job and get a house with a maid
StalkerOne: hahahaha... so true. if i were proposing to a guy no... no no no no. if i were a guy no... and i were proposing to a girli'd do it by making everyone we know in common change their status messages on facebook, orkut, cricket, and gtalk and by changing my display picture to me kneeling down wiht a ring in hand!
StalkerTwo: WOWOWOWOWOWWWWW!!!! Awesome man!! but am thinking only girls get such ideas! i was thinking of a cruise and a dance and making a band sing there and me joining the singing, before kneeling down and giving ring!
but... men these days are hopeless!
StalkerOne: awww so sweet. of course, a house.. or atleast a washing machine.. wrapped in red ribbon will also do as far as proposals go. I also think it'll be really sweet if he convinces my parents off.. like i'd love it if a guy dealed with them so i wudnt have to!
StalkerTwo: for convincing parents and all they need the balls!! these days men have it to use only on the bed! useless ones.
StalkerOne: Found on wikihow... 'If and when she says 'yes', put the engagement ring on her finger and get up and kiss her if you want to.'soooo... LOL!!!! i'd be grateful if they had even that
StalkerTwo: they need to be taught everything!!
StalkerOne: im so not marrying a guy who thinks sex is like a frikkin jigsaw puzzle.. im not opposed to marrying a virgin, i just find them a little hard to believe in this time and age. and as long as you've the experience... goddam put it to good use!
StalkerTwo: true man!! like we aren't gonna fight with them in the middle of it!
StalkerOne: yeah or ask 'who taught you this now!'

3 comments:

Panacea said...

LOL! We should get the publisher of 'Eleven minutes' to recommend this blog on the book's front page!! :) Men MUST read this one!!

Unknown said...

Oooh! I read one more really cute proposal technique... put the ring in a Christian bride's bouquet and get her to chuck it directly into the arms of the woman you want to propose to at her wedding!!! Cweet, what!

Panacea said...

Ek toh the man is a true romantic! Upar se the girl gets a ring when he proposes, unlike the usual buggerances we run into!